Everyone thinks of [fairy tales] in terms of poisoned apples and glass coffins, and forgets that they represent girls who walked into dark forests and remade them into their own reflections.
Three cities and a LOT of alcohol in 24 hours was maybe not my finest idea.
Anonymous asked: HOW did you manage to spend £88 at a bar? HOW
I’m guessing you follow me on Instagram! I got three cocktails the size of my head, and another two which were fancy and very sweet and alcoholic (like me!). These were apparently not cheap, which seemed to matter less and less to me the more I drank. Seriously though, I’m scared if I walk too close to an open flame that I’ll catch on fire!